How do you get the words rain, bike, Justin Timberlake, lock, explosion and total loss into 1 short story?

How do you get the words rain, bike, Justin Timberlake, lock, explosion and total loss into 1 short story?
Originally uploaded by Patrick de Laive.
this is how:
I’m on my bike, riding with groceries in the pooring rain with LoveStoned from Justin Timberlake pumping out of my headphones. I’m trying to get the hood of my jacket out and then it happened: there was a small bump in the road causing my lock to fall of my handlebars into my front wheel, which crashed inmediately and exploded right there in the middle of the street. Status of the bike: total loss!